The meaning of life

I think I have figured out the meaning of life. Strictly MTV, pizza, and toasters. MTV is the source of all american knowledge. Pizza is what keeps you alive . And toasters, well there is no logical reason. That is the meaning of life.

best prank ever

I went to this guys house and duck taped all of his doors shut and put like 15 layers of plastic wrap in front of his garage. Then I ding dong ditched him. When he tried to open the front door he couldn't. He got so ticked off when he tried to get out of his house. It was so awesome. I also replaced my family's sugar bowl with salt and baking soda.

Point less stuff to do when youe bored.

#1. yell at rats
#2. Steal someones scab
#3.chase the UPS truck with a stick
#4. eat a piece of string
#5. sleep on a bannana
#6. attempt to newter a bunny
#7. say hi

Inspiration

Elmo totally inspires me. He taught me my colors, shapes, and numbers. He encouraged me to to sing songs. He made me love the color red. Oscar is cool too. Elmo is smart. Elmo is funny. He is a real leader. When our economy is really this bad he will pull us out of this mess. He elects to get rid of welfare, abortion, and large tax amounts. The race is on, vote Elmo for president of 09.

School And Summer

My least favorite part of the year at school was when I was given lunch detention for touching a shocker pen. A poor friend of mine got suspended for three days for bringing the pen. I mean come on..... it's a shocker pen. My favorite part of school was when my class went to the YMCA camp. I had a blast. I am looking foreward to summer because I can get out of work. I can get out of trouble. Thats what I think.

snow man

DEAD SPACE

The scariest thing I have ever seen is Dead Space. It is a movie and a video game. I am not kidding, it will make you pee yourself. It is about this GIANT mining ship that recovers an odd stone off a lifeless planet. They think the stone will make them rich because it has unknown materials in it and it has odd writing on it. They are dead wrong. The stone releases an ancient alien disease that mutates the crew. Any men that were not mutated by the disease were eaten and killed by the mutated crew. The ship is really important so the central command unit on a far off planet tries to contact the ship. They get no signal what so ever. They send one engineer named Jacob to go repair the ships communication tower. When Jacob gets to the ship its like a living nightmare. He must fight his way through the ship and get rid of the odd stone.