AMABO ATTACKS

I was sitting in my living room wathcing MTV and eating pizza. There was a loud knock at the door. When I opened the door I was horrified. In front of me was Amabo. He started telling me all this tax stuff and longer school day stuff. "Get away from me, I don't like you" I shouted. That made him MAD. He came in and chased me through the living room. I hid in the closet and waited. Then he started scratching at the closet door. The scratching stoped. I let a sigh of relief out. Then a knife stuck through the door. I freaked. I ran out the closet door and into the kitchen I saw Amabo comming in. I threw a Cuisine Art blender at him. It hit him in the face. He got really mad. I threw a toaster at him. That hit him in the face too. He threw an apple at me and it hit my leg. Now he grabbed me and was about to bite me but I gave him a charlie horse. He hollered in pain. I kicked him and he fell in the sink. By some miracle he fell in the garbage disposal. He was never heard from again.

JELLY

my dog

My dog is so dang wierd. He is just hyper. He is funny though. My dog wathces TV and barks at it. He eats only when my family sits down to eat. He gets scared of random objects like ketchup bottles and phones. If you run from him he chases you down and destroys you. My dog is wierd.

Pros an cons of slang

Slang in my opinion is good so I will start with pros.
#1 They make talking faster
#2 You can make your own meanings for words
Cons
#1 people might not understand what you are saying
#2 they might take it the wrong way

Earth day

I don't do much for Earth day. I sometimes recycle things. I'm not wasteful . I reuse things. It's not that I hate earth but I am not really a tree hugger and all that. I don't think that it is that big of a deal if you throw something away and don't recycle it. I dont ride my bike enough and I could do that.

Weekend

This weekend I went to my friend David's house. We played halo the whole time. Then we texted this dumb Q and A gadget on Amys phone. Once you asked the phone a question it would give you an answer and facts on the subject. We asked it how many times people fart a day and it said, "14 times a day,did you know thats 2 liters of gas, and a fart travels at 10 feet per second" . Then on Sunday I had to do chores but I did go to a clothes store. I got a wicked cool shirt. Thats what I did this weekend.

My favorite movie is.....

Black Hawk Down is my favorite movie. I like it alot. It is a real story and is really sad but action packed. I like how they put in every thing that really happend in real life. It is real and the graphics are good.

I made this in photoshop

the duckys are evil!

$5000

If I had $5000 I would buy an Xbox 360 . Then I would buy some Axe. Then I would buy a 65cc Suzuki. I would also buy a cool phone. I would be confused with what to do with the rest of the the money and give it to charity. That's what I would do with $5000.

Top 5 websites

#1 You tube : coolest videos ever
#2 addicting games .com :best games ever
#3 line rider: hard to explain but cool
#4 Guitar tabs.com: shows how to play songs on the guitar
#5 Cheatcc.com: Cheat codes

My dad

My dad is a really cool guy. He is the one that made me love rock. He also takes me cool places. My dad buys me things like motorcycles, gituars, pellet guns, and food. Thats why I admire him.

Photoshop

This picture I made in Photoshop.

Cool right?